If you don’t give your girl a french kiss after she gives you head, you didn’t deserve the head in the first place
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Social Distortion - “I Was Wrong”
I think about my loves well I’ve had a few. I’m sorry that I hurt them; did I hurt you too?
THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
The Son: Scorpio, Libra, Leo
The Mom: Taurus, Aquarius, Sagittarius
The Dad: Virgo, Capricorn
The Girlfriend: Pisces, Cancer
Dan’s instigating ass: Aries, Gemini
REBLOG IF YOU TOO EAT ASS AT 6:30 AM
So I hang up the phone
Call it a small sacrifice
You still hear me now
I know when you come to town. I know where you drop your dime and whom it’s for…
For those wondering,
double triple - six patties
bossy - all beef
deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc)
on a raft - on toast
4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese
animal-style - cooked in mustard
extra shingles - extra toast
with a shimmy - jelly on the toast
and a squeeze - orange juice on the side
light axle grease - with butter
make it cry - extra onions
burn it - well done
let it swim - extra sauce
You forgot the orange juice on the side
the only valid addition to this post
IM CRYING
Just gonna ignore that the picture as been edited to say Ass instead of pizza
